Last tuesday I went to Adobe Creative Festival, Live in Malaysia kat Sime Darby Convention Centre, Bukit Kiara. Masa registration, aku guna nama KRM. Biasalah, setiap Adobe event aku akan guna a bogus company name to cover up myself. Bukannye diorang check pon. See? lawa tak tag?
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so, yesterday i went out with my gf (name's a secret. you know who). she was en route going home from her second habitat, takin a transfer at puduraya. so, i was summoned by her. 5.27pm, i recieved the first sms:
"Dah smpai pudu raya."
lol kl citizens dont actually seperate the word pudu and raya just for fun. i was at that time, taking my asar prayers at a surau when suddenly my phone rang. i was like, OMG WTF should i do? rakaat ke-3 ni.. adoi kacau la. so i waited till the sms ringtone ends, solat mcm takde pape yg jadi. at that time when i was in the comfort zone, 5 seconds later my hp rang. SHIIIIIIT dahla ringtone aku hard rock -- singer: Monkey Steals The Peach.
*hard guitar riffing* OH! GONNA BE A GUITAR HEEEEEROOOOO!! WE FINALLY GOT OUR WAY!
totally unrelated. no this is not their band. this is one of the ninja moves, called The Monkey Steals The Peach. Also. ...shit. 2 kali plak tu dia call. sabar siddiq sabar. habis je solat, chow ah dari surau tu. pakcik2 dah pandang aku semacam je adoii kene lagi aku.
seb baik aku masa tu bawak moto. senang nak kuar g KL. masuk loke yew je dah jem heh gasak ko arr sape yg bawak keta tu padan muka kene jem. sampai2 je, terus park kat puduraya, terus masuk kat dlm. tgk henpon, ada 2 sms. bawak moto laju sgt tadi, sampai x perasan sms kot hehe. dia bgtau dia kat P18. so.. aku pegila, slip through kedai makan. there was like, shitloads of people around here. biasalah, hari ahad kan. semua nak balik umah. i saw her, duduk tgh baca suratkhabar. pastu terpandang2 tv advertising tu. tgk balik muka dia, nampak garang semacam je. haha tunggu aku lama sgt la tu. so aku duduk la tepi, dok pandang tah ape tah dia buat. 2 minit lepastu, org dtg mintak order. so aku orderla teh ais. aku dok menghadap dia, lagila senang. i didnt expect she to turn around and find me, sbb ramai sgt org kat puduraya. i once sempat lagi pergi depan dia, stood for a couple of seconds, facing the shops buat2 mcm tgh carik someone, pastu patah balik. lulz dia still x pasan jgk.
last2 i sent her an sms: "Belah kanan"
she stood. she reach her handphone. she read the msg. put back her handphone. 2 secs later she turned her head facing me. haha hillarious.
ok I wont elaborate much of what happened on that day. short story:
- we went to Petaling Street's popular bookstore, bought some, what do u called it, some kind of decorative pin. she asked me to pick one design. tak perasan because the popular was playing Micheal Jackson's Thriller album. Precisely, "The Girl Is Mine". terus merajuk-! haha sorryla tak perasan le.
- pastu masa nak bayar plak, she put the plastic bag in front of the counter and knock the HELL out of the glass. two things happened here:
1- people was looking at me.
2- nasib baik kaca tu tak pecah.
the cashier didnt bother about us, tapi muka mcm bengang je. i apologized to him.
- kat tengah2 Petaling Street, dia boleh jatuhkan pin tu depan org ramai. pastu last2 sangkut pin tu kat beg aku. hamboih
- kat KFC dia buat perangai pijak kasut org haha.
tapi ape2 pon she's still the one. walau mcmana buruk, walau mcmana pon org ckp psl dia, i don't care. betul tak? hehe
to her: i know that you're reading this but sorryla can't expose your name here. nonono no way
comel tak? hehep/s: staf hadith baru perasan yang acoi is the cancer that's killing our KRM wangsa maju and after a lengthful debate its decided that we can't do anything but an AJK meeting. how delightful. at least there's a light glowing at the end.
hahahahaha pastuh org baca kat chatbox sebelah kanan blog kau semua pun tahu she=raihan.
oo ade hipokrit di sini sedikit ya. harap jangan hipokrit ya. :P