the stig

Monday, July 06, 2009 at 8:31 pm
He is widely known as "The Stig", but who the hell is he anyway?

- some say he caused the spam attack on /b/ yesterday
- Some say that he has his own LOIC
- Some say he could hack with the power of over 9000 anonymous
- Some say that he was phone
- some say that he killed Billy Mays
- some say he was there when michael jackson died
- Some say HE IS Michael Jackson
- Some say he caused swine flu
- some say it's bill murray under that helmet
- Some say that he is completely anonymous
- some say he can triforce
- some say he is fused into his helmet because of an accident with some sort of low orbit ion cannon
- Some say it's me
- Some say he can beat chuck norris
- some say that he only knows two facts about ducks, and that both of them are wrong....
- some say he has just murdered the hosts of top gear australia for their epic failures
- Some say it's impossible for him to wear socks.
- some say he invented january
- Some say he drives cars and doesn't afraid of anything
- Some say he is completely conceivably to do more like
- some say he simply walked into mordor
- some say he was there when JFK was shot
- some say he isn't even a guy
- some say that his head and body IS the helmet and suit
- some say he accidentally the top gear test track
- some say he won the game
- Some think he's Schumacher
- some say he is not 12
- some say that the scouter says that his power level is OVER 9000
- Some say he sees an xbox 360 and turns 360 degrees and walks away from it
- Some Say he cannot be banned
- some say he knows how to shot web
- some say he can divide by zero
- Some say all the base are belong to him
- Some say he just does it for the lulz
- Some say he can close a pool without /b/lackup
- Some say he's cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything
- some say he is a jew
- some say HE IS the internet
- some say he invented al gore
- some say /b/ is his personal army
- some say he crawled from uranus
- Some say he can't tell the difference between a dog and a cat
- Some people say hes moot
- Some say he beat the Elite Four with just a level 8 Magikarp
- Some say there is no rule 34 on him
- Some say that he is the sauce for everything
- Some say he thought Star Wars was a documentary
- Some say he never blinks and that he roams local woodland foraging for mouse meat
- Some say that when he enters Soviet Russia, the car does NOT drive him
- some say he won the game
- Some say he can do a barrel roll
- Some say he can put a car in a car, so that he can drive while he drives
- Some say under his helmet, lies only another helmet
- some say he is easily impersonated


but the most importantly:
- Some say he drives cars for Top Gear


Who is he anyway? you decide.


edit:
Anyway, I just found out that our Mi Goreng is actually famous throughout the world. What Mid Goreng? This mi goreng:

YES. THIS LITTLE MI GORENG.

I stumbled upon a thread made by our fellow /b/tards discussing about this product. Here's some of their says (lol most of them are trolling)

"try putting 2 packets of the sauces in. FUCK YEAR"
"WOOOH! mi goreng" - lol the first time i saw a malay language in /b/
"im a uni student and i am FUCKING ENTITLED TO SAY THIS SHIT IS GOOD!

OM NOM NOM!"
"I eat a packet of these every day that i am home. Shit is SO cash!"
"that stuff. is the most fucking amazing shit ever invented. I EAT YOU ON A REGULAR BASIS. you own me."

..and so on.....

most of the replies are from new zealands and the australian people, telling how much they like this piece of junk. lol they don't have any fried mee over there? diorang tak kenal megi lagi kot.

by the way, this is the american guy who bought this mi goreng packet on an asian market 2 days ago and, for the love of god, camwhoring about how they love this piece of shit on the very thread. you shall be famous here instead. look at the timestamp






































o_O

3 comments

  1. mohad Says:

    siapa orang tu ya...

  2. Ahmad Siddiq Says:

    hehehe entahla.. renung2kanlah

  3. ......sapeee tu?? mee goreng