approaching the midwest sector sir

Monday, July 06, 2009 at 1:22 am | Posted by Ahmad Siddiq

before I start my post: the song you're listening right now is my list of my favourite Micheal Jackson songs.

DEMAM PANAS. DEMAM PANAS PENING KEPALA ADOIII
from subuh onwards, i have a massive flu. i don't know how'd it get started but this:

yesterday 5/7/2009

approx. 2.00am - finished my last DoTA game. damn i was pwning the shit out of everyone because i had a maphack myself. i made it based on the ShadowFrench [link flol] maphack. extracted it last week. run garena with maphack: fails for the 3rd time. I'm a programmer, so I wont lost to this shit game filter (I swear to myself). decompiled it using PE explorer and changed all the strings that garena would like to use of. Compiled it. 5 mins later I'm in a game where I could see all units in the map (lolololol). Here's a screenshot of it:

ok enough of my pwnage, its time to sleep.

go bed.
take pillow.
wad do?

approx 6.00am - Woke up after my father decided to "do some math" because I should be the one who'll be Qamat-ing the prayers. Shit my eyes were so heavy. Took a shirt. Took the wudhu' and sat in front of the sejadah. Then my brother came.

Full of shizzle mo' sneezle. Sneezing like hell.

Oh shit I cant evade the sneezing because I'm on the first rakaat. Wat do? Solat like normal, trying my best not to start the grand opening sneeze. After solat he was doing an array of sequential sneezing and snorting for like, 1 set per minute.

Then, macam biasa-lah, Quran recital. I took 4 Hizbs, covering the rest of Surah Yusuf. For the love of god I actually sneezed for the first time. Oh shit I smell something very unfunny coming from my body. I quickly finish the recital, drank the Zam-Zam and went sleep.

ZZzzzz....

approx 12.00pm - HAHA I love to see the watch everytime I woke up in the weekends. Haha shit it was 12.00pm where I would miss the morning to-do list. But shit, I woke up with a strong headache. A very strong indeed. I was stranded on the bed for like, 10 mins feeling delusional and "WTF sakit gila kepala adoi" staring at the Naruto poster on my wall. Ah, maybe it was all your fault Shikamaru.

First task - buy lunch. My mother was away -- went to Pasir Puteh for an emergency kursus. My dad gave me 50 bucks so I can buy something to feed my dad, brother and sister (and me).

2.00pm - Syahmi texted me. We were supposed to go to lowyat that morning to buy a 2GB DDR3 SODIMM module for his new laptop. I asked him to wait in front of my house -- he appears within 4 mins of the call.

So we went to Lowyat. Shops we went:

Jayacom:
"Sorryla takde stok la bro. Kat Imbi plaza ada stok. Kalau nak kena tunggu 5 minit". I was like, WTF thanks jelah I rather go to another shop.

All IT Hypermarket:

Me: U ada jual SODIMM DDR3 2GB tak kat sini?
Technician 1: Err... u cuba tengok kat bahagian laptop sana tu.

What I saw was a table full of laptops. I even saw the inner table, there's no accessories there. Technician 1 was bullshitting me WTF. Went to the peripherals section:

Me: Halo. U ada jual memory module tak kat sini?
Technician 2: Adaa adaa.. u nak macamana punya RAM (lol they really need to learn the computer terminologies - I felt like living 10 years back where all people looks like real noobs when it comes to computer)
Me: SODIMM DDR3 2GB ada?
Technician 2: (thinks for a moment) SODIMM... itu laptop memory ka?
Me: Yesss ada tak uncle?
Technician 2: U cuba tengok kat laptop section. Sini tak ada lah.

I was like, WTF. I went to the laptop section and asks the Malay lady (NO YOU'RE NOT GEORGEOUS AT ALL)

Me: Ermm.. kat sini ada jual memory DDR3 tak?
Technician 3: Tak adalah.. sorry...

Was like.. WTF! Punyelah besar All-IT Hypermarket DDR3 pon takde jual ke?

Cycom:

"Habisss...."

CompuZone:

"Adaaaa.. RM113. Boleh?"

Shit this place was so much expensive than Jayacom. They offer me a RM103 bargain instead. We bought the module and went back home. Kat car park, Syahmi was like..

"Pasang kat Amal nak? (Restoran Al-Amal)"

WTF I smell a ridiculous idea who the HELL do a computer surgery at that open space mamak stall WARRRGHHHHARBLL

"Ok. Aku balik ambik skrudrebar dlu mat kalau ye pon"

Went back home, took the small phillips screwdrivers and went to the mamak. Haha baru 1st day guna laptop kitorang dah voidkan warranty dia. Mula2 we thought of pulling the warranty seal very slowly so we can attach it back. I gave the task to him and he screwed up. Haha.. so long warranty! The onlookers kept on staring at us like "WTF yang diorang buat tu kalau nak buat pon buatla kat rumah" while I was disassembling the laptop.

Job done. Went home.

Felt a strong headache. Solat. Sleep.

7.30pm - Shit my headache is worsening. Diorang dah start solat, aku baru nak masuk bilik mandi. Pening kepala punye pasal, termenung kat bilik mandi mcm org bodoh. Diorang baru nak start ngaji, aku baru habis mandi.

Mak balik.

Dressed up, solat and was stranded on my bed, reducing the effect of the headache. No one noticed me inside my room full of the agonizing pain made by the headache. I felt some pain in my bladder. Both bladder.

30 mins later I went out for dinner alone. They've finished their round of dinner lepas ngaji tadi.

After dinner, I can't move. Head was too heavy. Minds were disoriented. Can't even sleep at all.

My father noticed me at 1.00am outside my room tgh baring kat sofa. Dia tanye, demam ke? Aku jawab ye.. sbb dah tak larat dah. Bukak mata pon tak boleh. Menggigil sakan aku kat sofa tu tadi. Aku ckp kat dia "Ada panadol tak?" Biasenya bila aku tanye camtu dia gelakkan aku, tapi tadi dia terus pegi carik kat kotak ubat. Dia tanye "Paracetamol ni Panadol ke?" Aku dah tak larat dah....just boleh sebut a'ah.

Dia bagi aku sepapan paracetamol 500mg, pastu terus masuk tido.

Aku ni ha takleh tido, pening kepala sgt. Sejuk sgt kang mengigil badan. Panas sgt badan tak selesa. Baring, golek, golek, kelip2 mata, golek. Adoii takleh jadi.. bukak monitor. Tenung skrin. Bukak 4chan.

Hahaha /b/ kena raid arini.. Aku sebagai a part of anonymous, terus bukak thread. Carik sape punca dia. Diorang kata furfags kat this one site.. Bincang punye bincang, terus decide utk DDoS site tu. Aku bukakla LOIC aku, aim kat site tu. FIRIN MY LAZER. 10 minit lepas tu, the entire webhsot was down hahaha hensem tol kami ni ya. Termenung sket...teringat psl blog. Bukak blogger.com.

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