conundrum

Saturday, December 06, 2008 at 3:26 am
so, today. Microsoft sent me a hate mail love letter. The letter was written OVER 9000 4 days ago, which is the 2nd. I duno. For those of you who didn't know what's a Microsoft:

Microsoft, (moar like Microsux, Amirite?) was founded by Nazi German leader Adolf Hitler, but, after his death, the owning title of Microsoft was handed down to his Germany superior Bill Gates. After Gates' acquisition of Microsoft, he made it more Nazi-like than even Hitler did. He has programmed several good insane versions of Windows, such as Windows 95, 98, 2000, XP, and Vista.

Ok. here's the love letters:

OMG I'm a Managing Director of SysStream? they must'v got this information from Al-Qaeda

It's so secret that even the mailman thinks that its a new type of cancer

They're so serious even they embedded a lulz inside this letter (can u spot it?) (PROTIP: why so srs?)

Microsoft Legal and Corporate Affairs? moar like TPM College's Administration and Students Affair, amirite?

The signature itself is made of pixels. Which means... OSHI--



Ok. Now, I met a Microsoft hero. What to do? Relax.. follow these simple steps:

- Slap him/her in the face multiple times. Then do it again just to make sure she gets the point.
- Keep your eyes tightly shut, lest you pass out from the horror of seeing him/her face.
- Stand very, very still. It is believed that Microsoft people can only see movement (see:dinosaurs).
- If the person touches you, INSTANTLY summon your calculator and quickly divide any number by zero. This ensures an winrar implosion of the entire universe and guarantees you to become an internetz hero.

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