Microsoft, (moar like Microsux, Amirite?) was founded by Nazi German leader Adolf Hitler, but, after his death, the owning title of Microsoft was handed down to his Germany superior Bill Gates. After Gates' acquisition of Microsoft, he made it more Nazi-like than even Hitler did. He has programmed several
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Ok. Now, I met a Microsoft hero. What to do? Relax.. follow these simple steps:
- Slap him/her in the face multiple times. Then do it again just to make sure she gets the point.
- Keep your eyes tightly shut, lest you pass out from the horror of seeing him/her face.
- Stand very, very still. It is believed that Microsoft people can only see movement (see:dinosaurs).
- If the person touches you, INSTANTLY summon your calculator and quickly divide any number by zero. This ensures an
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