Bush's Shoe Chronicles

Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 4:14 pm
OH shit this is daaaaaaaaaaaamn hillarious. Demam haven't baik yet. Still had the shivering effect and all of these pening kepala gila, but still, this is tooo priceless xD.



" So what if a guy threw a shoe at me "
- Bush


Che Guevara's got nothing on this guy

Lemme explain this abit further..

So.. Bush paid an surprise unannounced last visit to his favourite Club Med in Iraq Baghdad. After trolling the troops, he took meetings with his sock puppet government in the heavily fortified and totally safe Hugbox Green Zone and decided to have a press conference with the Iraqi president, Ali Baba.

As he stood at the podium being his usual smugfag self, patting himself on the back for a job well not done, one of the thoroughly vetted, batshit insane professional reporters for the Iraqi media stood up and lobbed two shoe grenades he'd cunningly snuck through security at Bush's head, whilst calling him scat "a dog".



Although the shoe bombs failed to explode, he was still completely pwned pwnt -despite being spared from über-pwnage by his matrix lightning quick reflexes- as both shoe throwing and being called a dog are the ultimate insult in Arab cultures, (not to mention that the footage plus YouTube equals global lulz 4lyfe), and a fitting closing argument for his claims on the title: FAIL LULZIEST PRESIDENT EVAR.

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