the stig

Monday, July 06, 2009 at 8:31 pm | Posted by Ahmad Siddiq
He is widely known as "The Stig", but who the hell is he anyway?

- some say he caused the spam attack on /b/ yesterday
- Some say that he has his own LOIC
- Some say he could hack with the power of over 9000 anonymous
- Some say that he was phone
- some say that he killed Billy Mays
- some say he was there when michael jackson died
- Some say HE IS Michael Jackson
- Some say he caused swine flu
- some say it's bill murray under that helmet
- Some say that he is completely anonymous
- some say he can triforce
- some say he is fused into his helmet because of an accident with some sort of low orbit ion cannon
- Some say it's me
- Some say he can beat chuck norris
- some say that he only knows two facts about ducks, and that both of them are wrong....
- some say he has just murdered the hosts of top gear australia for their epic failures
- Some say it's impossible for him to wear socks.
- some say he invented january
- Some say he drives cars and doesn't afraid of anything
- Some say he is completely conceivably to do more like
- some say he simply walked into mordor
- some say he was there when JFK was shot
- some say he isn't even a guy
- some say that his head and body IS the helmet and suit
- some say he accidentally the top gear test track
- some say he won the game
- Some think he's Schumacher
- some say he is not 12
- some say that the scouter says that his power level is OVER 9000
- Some say he sees an xbox 360 and turns 360 degrees and walks away from it
- Some Say he cannot be banned
- some say he knows how to shot web
- some say he can divide by zero
- Some say all the base are belong to him
- Some say he just does it for the lulz
- Some say he can close a pool without /b/lackup
- Some say he's cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything
- some say he is a jew
- some say HE IS the internet
- some say he invented al gore
- some say /b/ is his personal army
- some say he crawled from uranus
- Some say he can't tell the difference between a dog and a cat
- Some people say hes moot
- Some say he beat the Elite Four with just a level 8 Magikarp
- Some say there is no rule 34 on him
- Some say that he is the sauce for everything
- Some say he thought Star Wars was a documentary
- Some say he never blinks and that he roams local woodland foraging for mouse meat
- Some say that when he enters Soviet Russia, the car does NOT drive him
- some say he won the game
- Some say he can do a barrel roll
- Some say he can put a car in a car, so that he can drive while he drives
- Some say under his helmet, lies only another helmet
- some say he is easily impersonated


but the most importantly:
- Some say he drives cars for Top Gear


Who is he anyway? you decide.


edit:
Anyway, I just found out that our Mi Goreng is actually famous throughout the world. What Mid Goreng? This mi goreng:

YES. THIS LITTLE MI GORENG.

I stumbled upon a thread made by our fellow /b/tards discussing about this product. Here's some of their says (lol most of them are trolling)

"try putting 2 packets of the sauces in. FUCK YEAR"
"WOOOH! mi goreng" - lol the first time i saw a malay language in /b/
"im a uni student and i am FUCKING ENTITLED TO SAY THIS SHIT IS GOOD!

OM NOM NOM!"
"I eat a packet of these every day that i am home. Shit is SO cash!"
"that stuff. is the most fucking amazing shit ever invented. I EAT YOU ON A REGULAR BASIS. you own me."

..and so on.....

most of the replies are from new zealands and the australian people, telling how much they like this piece of junk. lol they don't have any fried mee over there? diorang tak kenal megi lagi kot.

by the way, this is the american guy who bought this mi goreng packet on an asian market 2 days ago and, for the love of god, camwhoring about how they love this piece of shit on the very thread. you shall be famous here instead. look at the timestamp






































o_O

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approaching the midwest sector sir

at 1:22 am | Posted by Ahmad Siddiq
before I start my post: the song you're listening right now is my list of my favourite Micheal Jackson songs.

DEMAM PANAS. DEMAM PANAS PENING KEPALA ADOIII
from subuh onwards, i have a massive flu. i don't know how'd it get started but this:

yesterday 5/7/2009

approx. 2.00am - finished my last DoTA game. damn i was pwning the shit out of everyone because i had a maphack myself. i made it based on the ShadowFrench [link flol] maphack. extracted it last week. run garena with maphack: fails for the 3rd time. I'm a programmer, so I wont lost to this shit game filter (I swear to myself). decompiled it using PE explorer and changed all the strings that garena would like to use of. Compiled it. 5 mins later I'm in a game where I could see all units in the map (lolololol). Here's a screenshot of it:

ok enough of my pwnage, its time to sleep.

go bed.
take pillow.
wad do?

approx 6.00am - Woke up after my father decided to "do some math" because I should be the one who'll be Qamat-ing the prayers. Shit my eyes were so heavy. Took a shirt. Took the wudhu' and sat in front of the sejadah. Then my brother came.

Full of shizzle mo' sneezle. Sneezing like hell.

Oh shit I cant evade the sneezing because I'm on the first rakaat. Wat do? Solat like normal, trying my best not to start the grand opening sneeze. After solat he was doing an array of sequential sneezing and snorting for like, 1 set per minute.

Then, macam biasa-lah, Quran recital. I took 4 Hizbs, covering the rest of Surah Yusuf. For the love of god I actually sneezed for the first time. Oh shit I smell something very unfunny coming from my body. I quickly finish the recital, drank the Zam-Zam and went sleep.

ZZzzzz....

approx 12.00pm - HAHA I love to see the watch everytime I woke up in the weekends. Haha shit it was 12.00pm where I would miss the morning to-do list. But shit, I woke up with a strong headache. A very strong indeed. I was stranded on the bed for like, 10 mins feeling delusional and "WTF sakit gila kepala adoi" staring at the Naruto poster on my wall. Ah, maybe it was all your fault Shikamaru.

First task - buy lunch. My mother was away -- went to Pasir Puteh for an emergency kursus. My dad gave me 50 bucks so I can buy something to feed my dad, brother and sister (and me).

2.00pm - Syahmi texted me. We were supposed to go to lowyat that morning to buy a 2GB DDR3 SODIMM module for his new laptop. I asked him to wait in front of my house -- he appears within 4 mins of the call.

So we went to Lowyat. Shops we went:

Jayacom:
"Sorryla takde stok la bro. Kat Imbi plaza ada stok. Kalau nak kena tunggu 5 minit". I was like, WTF thanks jelah I rather go to another shop.

All IT Hypermarket:

Me: U ada jual SODIMM DDR3 2GB tak kat sini?
Technician 1: Err... u cuba tengok kat bahagian laptop sana tu.

What I saw was a table full of laptops. I even saw the inner table, there's no accessories there. Technician 1 was bullshitting me WTF. Went to the peripherals section:

Me: Halo. U ada jual memory module tak kat sini?
Technician 2: Adaa adaa.. u nak macamana punya RAM (lol they really need to learn the computer terminologies - I felt like living 10 years back where all people looks like real noobs when it comes to computer)
Me: SODIMM DDR3 2GB ada?
Technician 2: (thinks for a moment) SODIMM... itu laptop memory ka?
Me: Yesss ada tak uncle?
Technician 2: U cuba tengok kat laptop section. Sini tak ada lah.

I was like, WTF. I went to the laptop section and asks the Malay lady (NO YOU'RE NOT GEORGEOUS AT ALL)

Me: Ermm.. kat sini ada jual memory DDR3 tak?
Technician 3: Tak adalah.. sorry...

Was like.. WTF! Punyelah besar All-IT Hypermarket DDR3 pon takde jual ke?

Cycom:

"Habisss...."

CompuZone:

"Adaaaa.. RM113. Boleh?"

Shit this place was so much expensive than Jayacom. They offer me a RM103 bargain instead. We bought the module and went back home. Kat car park, Syahmi was like..

"Pasang kat Amal nak? (Restoran Al-Amal)"

WTF I smell a ridiculous idea who the HELL do a computer surgery at that open space mamak stall WARRRGHHHHARBLL

"Ok. Aku balik ambik skrudrebar dlu mat kalau ye pon"

Went back home, took the small phillips screwdrivers and went to the mamak. Haha baru 1st day guna laptop kitorang dah voidkan warranty dia. Mula2 we thought of pulling the warranty seal very slowly so we can attach it back. I gave the task to him and he screwed up. Haha.. so long warranty! The onlookers kept on staring at us like "WTF yang diorang buat tu kalau nak buat pon buatla kat rumah" while I was disassembling the laptop.

Job done. Went home.

Felt a strong headache. Solat. Sleep.

7.30pm - Shit my headache is worsening. Diorang dah start solat, aku baru nak masuk bilik mandi. Pening kepala punye pasal, termenung kat bilik mandi mcm org bodoh. Diorang baru nak start ngaji, aku baru habis mandi.

Mak balik.

Dressed up, solat and was stranded on my bed, reducing the effect of the headache. No one noticed me inside my room full of the agonizing pain made by the headache. I felt some pain in my bladder. Both bladder.

30 mins later I went out for dinner alone. They've finished their round of dinner lepas ngaji tadi.

After dinner, I can't move. Head was too heavy. Minds were disoriented. Can't even sleep at all.

My father noticed me at 1.00am outside my room tgh baring kat sofa. Dia tanye, demam ke? Aku jawab ye.. sbb dah tak larat dah. Bukak mata pon tak boleh. Menggigil sakan aku kat sofa tu tadi. Aku ckp kat dia "Ada panadol tak?" Biasenya bila aku tanye camtu dia gelakkan aku, tapi tadi dia terus pegi carik kat kotak ubat. Dia tanye "Paracetamol ni Panadol ke?" Aku dah tak larat dah....just boleh sebut a'ah.

Dia bagi aku sepapan paracetamol 500mg, pastu terus masuk tido.

Aku ni ha takleh tido, pening kepala sgt. Sejuk sgt kang mengigil badan. Panas sgt badan tak selesa. Baring, golek, golek, kelip2 mata, golek. Adoii takleh jadi.. bukak monitor. Tenung skrin. Bukak 4chan.

Hahaha /b/ kena raid arini.. Aku sebagai a part of anonymous, terus bukak thread. Carik sape punca dia. Diorang kata furfags kat this one site.. Bincang punye bincang, terus decide utk DDoS site tu. Aku bukakla LOIC aku, aim kat site tu. FIRIN MY LAZER. 10 minit lepas tu, the entire webhsot was down hahaha hensem tol kami ni ya. Termenung sket...teringat psl blog. Bukak blogger.com.

Blog.



Here I am, stranded with a flu, makin teruk by minute. I predict that tomorrow akan jadi lebih teruk. Any tips camne nak hilangkan demam ni?

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