another lol

Monday, June 30, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Germany you suck.

Being the football team who deliberately knock Portugal out of the game, from the end of the match till today, I hate you Germans (as in, national football players ONLY). Being the team who laughed when they beat my favorite team, you deserve my hate. And today, witness the despair and curses by the whole world by your defeat by Spain.

I, with support of thousands (yes, there's an S at the back of the word thousand) of Spanish supporters, signed the online petition of shaving my every last inch of my hair in case Spain won the tournament. And.. I'm still thinking of shaving it xD. HEY I love my hair laa..

And the story made through The Star, or, at least, here:

Yahoo Sports' News

And again,
Germany you suck.

(hope that the relationship between Malaysia and Germany will not be affected).



I'm kinda busy these days. Yes, sorry, I couldn't reply all your messages.. or wait till Dungeon Keeper III comes out, I'll reply all of your every single words.

Shazwana Zaini's here in UiTM Shah Alam. So as Nik Nur Nadiah. Siti Raihan will be deploying her base in Cyberjaya next week. Atiqah Raihan is already here in UPM Serdang. All of these are within below 10KM reach from my college and hostel. Fatin Natrah is going to maktab in Melaka in another 3 weeks. And lastly, Adirah Izzna is studying Form 6 in SMK Cochrane.

Change.


Yes. I'm looking to you, Elisha Cuthbert. I duno who she is, just another fangirl in my phone, but I love her repeated words of advices. So, I figure out that she's somehow amazing, I name her Elisha Cuthbert (after one of my fav actors).

Sorry I don't have pictures to share.

And lastly:

A very big THANK YOU to the holy ninja leeches from yesterday's camping trip.

lol

Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 11:26 pm
I don't even know her plan of going to school today. I heard that Esther Ong went to SMK Cheras at 10.00am-ish from the juniors. And yeah, I came to the school at 12.00pm-ish after my class. Strange. I've been informed about Esther's visit approx. 1 hour after my arrival.

There I terus go to the UBK. The first thing I saw on the desk was the newly signed sijils for the recent PRS camp. Sijil? I went and browse through the certificates, and saw my name under the 'fasci/dll' group. I ran a check for my sijil and found that:

Ahmad Siddiq bin Mohd Adnan

berjaya menjalankan tugas sebagai
Pengarah Disiplin
bagi kursus Asas dan Peningkatan PRS
Sesi 2008/2009


Haha I am amused. AJK Disiplin is enough but Pengarah Disiplin?

.....oh wait. Why didn't I'm there for the post 'fascilitator'?, one may ask. Lul, it was one of my last-minute change of plan.

*flashback*

(one day before the camp)
(my eyeballs were on the kertas kerja... and suddenly)
"WTF Muslimatun... fasci?"
(Cikgu's eyes on me) "Aah. Ala, itu Mus la.. siapa lagi"
......
......
...
"Cikgu saya taknak datang kem tu..!"

Shocked. Her face is still in my friendster's photo gallery, which means, she has contributed perspective for once in my life. Last year to be exact.

After some bargaining, she persuaded me to come help the juniors, but not as in the post of fascilitator. I was offered the post of so-called 'Disciplinary Observator', with a full access on all the things offered throughout the camp.

And yeah, there was a group, when we were on the 'Treasure Hunt' game. The fascilitator asked them about the name of the camp commander. They were like, husking and whispering for 2 minutes before confidently shout out my full name. That was hillarious like hell.. I'm not the komanden laaa weih!. Does my indifferent (and quite.. serious?) face made me a komanden by accident?.


Oh yea.. The more I see my lecturer's face (Mrs. TanBH), the more I love Biology.

Russia vs Spain's game will commence within 2 hours. Just like the Turkey/Germany game, Spain will take advantage of Russia. Russia, in the other hand, is made from USSR armies with their tank-like defenders and strikers made from Soyuz's liquid rocket boosters.

I vote for Russia.

Persona Algebra

at 1:57 am
2.00am

is the time where I pronounce the new blog design for this blog. Presenting, orange as none of my favourite colour being used for the blog. And, the tagline for the blog has changed to 'silhouette of a broken dream'. And yes, complains are welcome -- straight through my email you shall.

Oh yea, back to the post.

Good lord, I reached the hostel at 5.00pm and realized that my phone rang. It was an sms from Syikin; and surprisingly, the body was:

'I knew de real story..hehe'

I'm dead.

I replied, asked her where did she get the story from. And again, Cikgu Haiza never fail to amuse me. Thanks alot cikgu for the exposure. I really-reeeealllyyy hope that only she knew the real story. lol I did my best NOT to tell them. Now Muslimatun will get her share of idiocracy + mine.

'Abg siddiq.. abg siddiq. you'll make a very sweet couple with her la. Kenapa tak teruskan je?'

(deep, deeeep inside my heart, deeeeeeeeep within an electron) Teruskan your ass la. Ingat senang ke?

But yeah, from tomorrow there will be visible change within them.



I'll talk about this later. Raihan has sparked my other subconscious life, further dealing with decisions I made from now on.

Now,

Sleep. GO

Nostalgia

Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 11:01 pm
11:04PM



while i was waiting for the apartment's lift, i saw that hooker just came in from 'work' by taxi. i hate it when people wore overdressed shiney items as if they are the most beautiful person on concept. "shit..." i pressed the lift button again.. and again, hoping that the lift amazingly teleport from level 10 to ground floor before she habis pay for the taxi.

good.

the lift arrived. i walked in and press the number 3. fuhhHH, i'm safe.

..
then the lift door suddenly open. "waittt..!!" (yeah, she's neither a malay nor a chinese nor an indian) she walked in to the lift. "thanks!" *smiles at me*. i was like... zzzzzz. she pressed the number 5 and drift to my back. i don't know what happen, but for the next 10 seconds she was monolouging and making some weird sounds.

the best thing is, i escaped the situation unscratched and unharmed.

(this is what i call as a phobia)


and yeah, i decided to share some pictures.





#1 - A screenshot of my ciplak Vista Ultimate rig. Yeah, I'm still on my beloved Pentium D 3.4GHZ (the most expensive Pentium D at its time @@).



#2 - I got 4.5 for my Vista rating system (quite good u know). Oh yea, I'm a proud owner of the new nVIDIA GeForce 9 series :). Don't be fooled by the HD capacity. I sorokkan another 50% of it for my linux box.



#3 - The red HD is my Backup HD, a 20GB old PATA HD which came from my 2nd rig, which is around 6 years ago.



#4 - My Pidgin - all my online Yahoo Messenger contacts are there.



#5 - You are currently using 2422MB (35%) of your 6839MB. I just realized that all my emails just used two gigs of the given space.




and here's the screenshots of my social networking front page






#1 - Friendster pwn them all. I bet u guys don't even have a Fan Request in your friendster :D



#2 - Baru je bukak tadi since 2 months tak bukak this thing. 45 Messages. 3 Friend requests. 6 comments. And yet still I hate girls.



#3 - LOL. My boring Myspace.




nostalgic photos. i ran some housecleaning for my Backup drive






#1 - This my friend, is my ex. Nur Adirah Izzna. I have no reason to delete this photo.



#2 - Me and mimie @ Sg. Congkak. The last gathering of eKawan before all of us seperates. Our friendship was hotly debated among the channel users for the whole year. I heard that she's a Baka-nee recently.



#3 - Me and Kenry preparing for the surgery. This procedure is called 'scrubbing', and there's a procedure on how to properly wash our hands before going to surgery.



#4 - Kevin's famous 'Talk to the hand' photo.



#5 - Our classmate, Seng Tai getting pwned by the coined word 'explotion'. Me and CJL made this Wikipedia page specially for him, and was deleted 1 day after; plus a warning to my wikipedia account by the admins. xD



#6 - Zikri (with his tidy hair and the 'trademark'), Adli and Esther Ong - 22/8/2006



#7 - The choir scoresheet for the 'Teddy Bear's Picnic'.




and lastly...








This, my friend, is nostalgic. Chow Guan Tat doin his fancy stuffs around the class. I smiled when I saw this video :). I hope that youtube will keep this video forever with their enormous free bandwidths.

good night~~ got class ler @ 9am nanti. ciaoz :)



1.21AM

Change (new version)

Monday, June 16, 2008 at 1:10 pm
13:11PM


I'm currently stuck at the cybercafe near MMU Melaka. Yeala, buying some time before Zohor. I got a hell of packed schedules at this negeri today. OOhhhh.. Air conditioning system~. Good that I have the best place to relax. Last time I was at Melaka I didn't even have time to rest. I was like, tertido kejap lepas solat Maghrib kat dlm surau Tmn Setiakawan. Dahla ada air-con dlm tu, elok la.

Lol. This place reminds me of something.

At 12.00PM, after gettin my haircut @ Pengkalan Balak (nostalgic gila, fav place of potong rambut. i remembered that i was once forced to potong rambut at this very place masa kecik), I got a call from the TBC people (forgot the name ady). She said that they really need me to come to their office for an interview (yeah, I already got the email last week but I ignored it). Yeah right, I don't want. She told me that in conjunction of the job I was offered, which is due to an IT event next month, she said that I've been chosen for the job Event Assistant for the Microsoft TechNet event at August.

"Err.. come again? Microsoft.. TechNet izzit?"

3 seconds later I agreed.

Lastly, she confirmed to me about the some sports job thingy. I neva think about having a job in sports, or precisely in FOOTBALL @@. They'll be paying me 1.5 times more gaji than my former gaji at Maybank. Apa lagi tunggu? Opportunity doesnt come twice.

Oi.. dah nak pukul 2 dah.

Oh yea. yesterday's match between Turkey and Czech Republic was funny xD. I was hoping that Czech won. They were leading at 2-1 till it happen at minute 84. Turkey scored a goal. Yeah, right. Frustrated pon ada. Penalti la, ape lagi. 2 minutes later they scored ANOTHER GOAL @@@@. I was like, WHAT THE ****!!@@@@@@@@@. Catch up laaa assholes! tinggal lagi 10 minit je tu. 5 minutes later, the Turkey goalkeeper was given a red card. I've never seen this hell before. Everyone in their team was messed up like hell. Bayangkanlah, midfield tetiba jadi goalkeeper. Mana tak cuak nye diorang. 2 Minutes later I was laughing like hell, the referee gave a yellow card to a guy OUTSIDE of the field. He was sitting at the substitution bench, tiba2 the referee whistled and called him... and he gave him a yellow card. Everyone at my grandfather's home was laughing their ass off for that incident.

2 minutes later the game ends with Czech lost. Ah, takpela. My favourite team is Portugal, so I don't care.

For who are lucky enough to read my previous post (which I deleted it), I choose option number 2.

edit: oh yea, i syg kat u Datuk Bandar KL.. new LRT 100 kaki dari umah = hidup bahagia :D

AVALANCHAAAAAAA
:D

A trip for my bestfriend

Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 6:17 pm
6.17PM


But first, read Joe's latest blog 1st. Its about our trip to the hospital here

Yeah..
2 days ago, I went to... Melaka!

Anywayz, after picking up my friend @ Kajang and finishing all clogged works, mandi and everything.. I grab my jacket, glove and bag and started my journey to Melaka. OOooo Melaka~~.. From KM188.2 of North South Expresssway to KM304.8 (Ayer Keroh Interchange) the journey to was boring giler.

But at least it took 1 hour and a half. A miserable 1 hour and a half.. my bontot ady terbakar because of the boredomness. And oh yea, I bought 2 dozens of Dunkin's (as instructed by Siti) @ Dunkin Donuts after the Sungai Besi toll.

Things that I realized:

- Senawang R&R was at KM250, which is a good mid-way pitstop for KL to Melaka.
- Seremban R&R (South lane) houses a Dunkin's, but not North's.
- Sloppy side parts of the highway is under reinforced batu, from Seremban to Ayer Keroh interchange.
- Spend some money on lamp posts laa weih assholes...

And without wasting further time, I arrived @ Melaka at 10.30AM (fast eh?, kudos to my bike) and straight go to Taman Setiakawan. I called her straight afterwards to confirm the position... she told me she haven't mandi yet. Duh! Plan B. Buying her some time to prepare herself, I called Mrs. Moron (figure it out who izzit) for a surprise attack on her residence. She picked the phone, which is a surprise. She agreed, which is another surprise.. and she didnt say much as before, which is not a surprise.

So, based on the directions she gave me 3 weeks ago, I retrace the steps she gave me... from Ayer Keroh to Batu Berendam. in 20 minutes I was in front of her house.. bloody hell, corner house 2 floors super big house she call herself as poor?

There I met her family and etc. She didnt talk much to me, except for the 15 minutes before leaving the house. She was nice, but no thanks. And yeah, thanks to her, she changed my perspective :]. While I was chatting with her brother, Siti called me. I was like, OMG.. I'm supposed to go to her house *stare at my Z558i's clock*. I packed my things and terus go to her house. On my way to her house, precisely on the Batu Berendam - Ayer Keroh stretch, there are some Melaka rempit noob losers. Yeala, I was on the traffic light, waiting for the lampu to turn green, then there are some school kiddies who came with their EX5, revving and glancing at me. I stared at them back, lookin innocently with my WQA KL plate number. As the lampu turns green, my bike goes on full rev, flips the mentality switch from relaxed to hazardous and they are unseen within 30 seconds.

Arriving at her house.. ingatkan nak arrive in stealth but my gearbox broke some sounds in front of her house. Kantoi. I parked and terus duduk beside the house's tembok.

"Motonye ada.. mana orangnye" - I sense danger

1 second later I saw a face of my bestfriend.

Then I saw her naked lil bro..
And I saw her lil sis
And her grandma. Her grandma looked at me in full curiosity.
And I saw her makcik.
And I saw the PC.

Jeng jeng jeng.. the PC is alive, but wouldnt boot properly. I cant even access via safe mode and restarting explorer from Task Manager woudnld do the trick. And the best part is, when I asked her did she bought the Windows XP cd, a quick no reflects the question. I checked my bag.. thumbdrive with BackTrack 3.0 beta (takkanla dia nak guna linux..) and... Vista. No XP cd. Hehe.. teringat dulu time sekolah.. kalau tak bawak buku teks maths je, cikgu mesti sound 'buku tinggal rumah kenapa? mak dgn ayah yang baca ke?'. Yeah. Literally sarcastic yet relevant.

I told her that I would be searching for the CD by myself.. by my bike

10 minutes later I found myself in a 1980's Datsun car with her on the right, plucking the key for ignition. And yeah, thanks. No seatbelt. For the whole journey I was teasing her this and that.. until there was a time she tiba2 naik suara to me (whoa.. for the first time). lol..

Seeing is believing.

At last I have to go by myself to Hang Tuah Mall to search for the cd.



dipendekkan cerita... (I havent mandi yet)

Aside from all of her scary face, she brightens my day. :) Hehe.. I smiled for the whole day. Imagine how happy I am just to see her face. Imagine having a kind, supportive BESTfriend in a middle of random things life presents. Imagine having a female companion, who we are involved professionally, but not romantically.
syg~~ sesgt kat dia

Walaupun aritu kena marah, kena paksa sapu ubat, kena maki dlm kereta, kena paksa g beli CD, kena tgk muka garang dia sepanjang ari.. tp still

she's my bestfriend :)

tgk perangai dia nie:



comel kan? :)